Bizarro: A commentary on the long lives of parrots. And the immediate wants of same.
Break of Day: Sounds like a "chicken or the egg" question to me.
WuMo: Polly needs a better home?
Dogs of C-Kennel: Wheeler in an ice cube. Kenny cares more about the ice than he does about Wheeler.
Carpe Diem: I suppose this was inevitable in today's internet-focused world.
Mutts: Birdbath or wading pool?
Speed Bump: Another cliché gone literal.
Cheezburger: One more owl meme.
Cheezburger owl meme #3.